Interweb...I'm calling you out (two times)

What-up Interweb?
I am vain, selfish, and looking for a little pick-me-up. So, I want to know who happens to catch my daily rants and raves. You can get as detailed as you want. If you're clueless about what to say...I would love your name, age and where you're from. ..."Why you continue to tune in" would really toot my horn, positive or negative...give it to me!!

...This will either go over, and I'll end up with a big shit-grin on my face...Or it won't go over, and I'll let out an "aww-shucks". Either way, I'll survive