Oh No!

So, I was walking around today, and I saw a lady wearing an "ugly sweater". I'm talking about the ugly sweaters that have holiday scenes embroidered on them. I have a few thoughts about these so-called garments...
Why do people spend money on them? Why do people think they are fashionable other than to an "ugly sweater party"? Will I ever wear an ugly sweater out in public because I think it looks nice?
To be honest, I don't think I could bring myself to wear one of these things...even if it was laundry day!