Dear God,
Thank you for making PMS involve (not only) horrific mood swings, but also the paining of my uterus. I really, truly appreciate your thoughtfulness and creativity that must have gone into making ones body feel like it is being pinched and twisted on the inside. It was such a lovely thing for you to do.
I would also like to thank you for making men so gosh darn understanding when it comes to women that are pms-ing. You really outdid yourself when you made them willing and able to belittle our pain, roll their eyes at us, and give them the extensive vocabulary to refer to us as a "bitch" when we are in so much pain.
Your modesty for not having men bleed for three to five days a month shows us how much you truly care.
Keep it real :)
Stizzle
4 weeks ago
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Gen 3: 14-16, "So the Lord God said...because you have done this (eating the apple), I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to your children."
ReplyDeleteGod didn't do this, we did as a result of the fall. I don't know about you, but I am going to have some strong words for Eve when I get to heaven. I hate that girl.
Sorry you are pmsing! I am too this week, which means sobbing at a moment's notice. Very professional at work, I must say.