Spine Tingling.

Last night, I had a dream that I made out with a man. Not just any man...a man I've known for a while now. It was hot. It was steamy. It was an amazing kiss/makeout session....

Looking forward to the next man I make out with...in real life this time, not in my dreams.

Happy Thursday!!

Random Searches

I've totally got a case of the Monday's today. Not that I'm complaining, or that it's the worst thing since the invention of tapered pants...it just is.

Here are the most recent searches that have taken people to my site:

sailor language - Duh. I've got a dirty mouth, I need to buy a LOT of Orbitz.
ode to laughter - Isn't that the case?
bad dream - No surprise there...
Artificial Mermaid - Silver Chaos - Huh? That's what she said!
roller coaster twists and turns - Duh two times.
I grew up with gary spivey - My heart goes out to the person who felt inclined to search this...
a man of twists and turns - Interesting.
hehehaha - They forgot to type "and a couple of tra-la-la's"
happy birthday in sailor language - Who would've thunk it?
joe mauer slut burger - By far my most favorite search! I laugh every time I read it. hahahahahahaha. See?

I'd be honored. Really.
Happy Tuesday all!!

1/20-09

Here is a re-cap of my day yesterday...sorry if it's boring to you..but looking back, I can't help but chuckle!!

-Won a radio contest. The prize, you ask? Fourth row tickets to the World's Toughest Rodeo with a Keith Anderson concert following the rodeo. I think it's funny, especially because it's something I would've NEVER purchased on my own accord.

-Gathered around a tv to watch the inauguration with a dozen coworkers. It was amazing to hear Obama's words, and witness the large turnout!

-Thought it was pretty cool that Obama touched on Fear and Hope after I had just posted about it earlier in the morning. I'm becoming convinced that he's magical..really.

-Had a fairly productive day at work, and toyed with the idea of sending a memo out written Obama Style "Let's choose Hope over fear when using our Fitness Centers..."

-Was pretty shocked that the Dow had dropped almost 500pts, and it wasn't broadcasted on the news.

-Asked little man what he wanted to be when he grew up...he replied "Barack Obama." (I asked him the same question this morning on my way to work and he replied "A Big Kid...I eat my vegetables mom" (vegetables pronounced vebables...it was cute and funny at the same time!)).

-Made a delicious dinner of Taquitos, refried beans and chili cheese dip with tortilla chips. My insides aren't enjoying it so much today..but MAN it was TASTY!!

-Danced with little man while watching the Neighborhood Ball. I'll be surprised if it isn't parodied on SNL..there were some pretty cheesy moments, but all in all it was a lot of fun to watch.

-Cried when Beyonce sang At Last.

-Cried and belted out Hero to the tune of Mariah Carey while dancing with little man.

-Talked about the hilarity of the Neighborhood Ball online with an awesome blogger and a great friend.

-Went to bed with a smile on my face...it was a great day!

My 1/20-09 in a nutshell (and a rather large nutshell at that...I've never seen a shell as big as this..Help, I'm trapped in a large nutshell! I digress.)

How was your 1/20-09? (yes, I meant to do the dash thing...consider it my little twisted pun january 20th, 2009-> 20-09...get it? yeah, I'm a weirdo!)

Pretty Sweet.

So much to share..where do I even start.

This morning traffic was horrific. I thought I was in the clear, when I was swiftly met with break-lights. A twenty minute commute took me 40 minutes.

While I was crawling towards the office, I just so happened to catch more christmas wishes, and the christmas wish song on the radio. It was a severe mascara alert...and I loved every second of it.

I'm a chronic radio station surfer (almost worse than I a tv channel surfer). When I tuned into K102, they kept going on and on about how Jared Allen would be coming into the studio just after 8 to take over their morning show. If you don't know this already, the radio station is a tenant in my office building. I briefly thought to myself, what are the chances that I run into him when I'm walking into work..would I say anything to him? That thought lasted about a minute, then I was onto the next radio station.

When I exited the highway, I realized I was driving behind an F250 with Arizona license plates. No way that's Jared Allen in front of me. I went to turn towards my office, and was stopped at a red light. I looked over to see, yes, indeed, it was Jared Allen...lost. I rolled down my window, he saw me and rolled down his. I politely told him which way he needed to go, and then continued on my way to the office.

He seemed like a really nice guy, and his football voice totally made me laugh. So here I sit, a bit giddy from my brief but really funny brush with a local celebrity.